Not Quite Limericks

icehog3 · 01-25-2013, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

A nun from east Amsterdam,
Had a caboose as tight as a clam.
A lass slipped in his thumb,
That surely was dumb,
Now he's gotten in one helluva jam.

That would be "her" thumb if it's a lass.

shark · 01-27-2013, 10:43 AM

There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin
His father said "Perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!"

01-27-2013, 10:43 AM	#2
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,659 Trading: (0)	Re: Not Quite Limericks There was a young fellow named Perkin Who was always jerkin' his gherkin His father said "Perkin Stop jerkin your gherkin Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!" __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds