What are these, Dad?

cmitch · 08-06-2012, 04:30 PM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the

Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factually replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.''Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.

He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies,

'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,

'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers,'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.''WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied

Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........

cjhalbrooks · 08-06-2012, 04:58 PM

Lol that's is awesome

kelmac07 · 08-06-2012, 05:02 PM

Taki · 08-06-2012, 05:21 PM

markem · 08-06-2012, 05:22 PM

I am so stealing this one!

Ogre · 08-06-2012, 06:29 PM

Then you have Clayton, he has 11 of his 12 for this year.

cmitch · 08-07-2012, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Then you have Clayton, he has 11 of his 12 for this year.

That's because I don't use them. Ride 'em bareback, I say!

So, disappointed you still have your 3 pack from high school?

Skywalker · 08-09-2012, 07:23 PM

STEVE S · 08-10-2012, 07:13 AM

Mattso3000 · 08-10-2012, 07:18 AM

And here I thought the 3 pack was good for the year ....

363 · 08-10-2012, 07:39 AM

Haha

08-06-2012, 04:30 PM	#1
cmitch Liga Privada Whore Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: Plotting and Planning Posts: 1,927 Trading: (19)	What are these, Dad? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factually replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers,'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.''WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......... __________________ "I have an impressive cigar collection. Okay, it's not really a collection because that would imply that I wasn't going to smoke every single last one of them. - Ron White

08-06-2012, 04:58 PM	#2
cjhalbrooks They are on my trail..... Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 851 Trading: (6)	Re: What are these, Dad? Lol that's is awesome __________________ I need some help can anyone tell me a great Doc who can replace my brain?

08-06-2012, 05:02 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 23,682 Trading: (189)	Re: What are these, Dad? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-06-2012, 05:21 PM	#4
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08-06-2012, 05:22 PM	#5
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08-06-2012, 06:29 PM	#6
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 10,471 Trading: (45)	Re: What are these, Dad? Then you have Clayton, he has 11 of his 12 for this year. __________________

08-09-2012, 07:23 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 9,675 Trading: (18)	Re: What are these, Dad? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-10-2012, 07:13 AM	#9
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08-10-2012, 07:18 AM	#10
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08-10-2012, 07:39 AM	#11
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