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Old 06-29-2012, 08:07 PM   #121
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:23 PM   #122
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:40 PM   #123
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This T-shirt reminded me of this thread
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:48 PM   #124
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:59 PM   #125
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Old 07-02-2012, 05:15 PM   #126
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Old 07-02-2012, 05:19 PM   #127
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Old 07-02-2012, 05:53 PM   #128
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So jealous of my friends Commodore 64. I had the Vic 20. Memory storage on cassette tapes. Games were an instruction manual to write it yourself in BASIC.
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:04 PM   #129
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I started my programming career using those.

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Old 07-02-2012, 07:19 PM   #130
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I started my programming career using those.

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Me too -- in addition to punch tape...
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:23 PM   #131
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Not old enough to know what most of this stuff is, but I am pretty sure I can name everything and have physically touched or used most of them.
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:28 PM   #132
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We owned this little gem when I was little.

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Old 07-02-2012, 07:38 PM   #133
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Resizing the pic would help.
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:41 AM   #134
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the local feed plant still has a computer that uses these, and its still in operation
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:00 PM   #135
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Old 07-03-2012, 07:43 PM   #136
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I had one of those Little Professor's!
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My first programming job (1976) was on an NCR Century 101. Fast card reader and quire reliable. The IBM card punch machines with the duplicate function were da bomb!



I had been programming for several years beforehand, but the NCR is the only computer to electrocute me 3 times in one day, so it has a special place in my heart.
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My first programming job (1976) was on an NCR Century 101. Fast card reader and quire reliable. The IBM card punch machines with the duplicate function were da bomb!



I had been programming for several years beforehand, but the NCR is the only computer to electrocute me 3 times in one day, so it has a special place in my heart.
how did you electrocute yourself with one of these?
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how did you electrocute yourself with one of these?
The switch panel lifts up. It has a 220 input to dive all of it. My stupid boss was telling me how to fix the card reader start button over the phone using a paper clip. After three tries, I told his to shove it and went home.
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I miss these a lot.
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