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Old 04-30-2012, 04:06 PM   #1
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A mother is fixing breakfast for her two sons when she asks the older one what he wants for breakfast. "Gimme some of that f^&k&$g bacon!" to which the mom reared back and slapped the boy clean out of the chair and he slid 5 feet into the wall. She calmly looked at his younger brother and asked, "What would you like?" He replied, "I sure as hell don't want none of that f^&k&$g bacon!"
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