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Old 01-10-2009, 12:50 PM   #21
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It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:12 PM   #22
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I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference!
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We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference!
you ever "light somebody up" Tom??
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you ever "light somebody up" Tom??
The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe,
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:42 PM   #26
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Tom needs no stinkin taser! He just looks at um!
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:22 PM   #29
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It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
Agreed, That is some funny chit. If it isn't staged I sure hope the taser took him outta the gene pool.

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