Dear Americans.

SvilleKid · 03-02-2012, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjavanish

See, this is how it starts... then before you know it, gangsters all over will be running around with unauthorized, fully-automatic, industrial peelers capable of 600 peels per minute...

Can you get those with suppressors? I'm stuck in Knoxville today, with only three semi-autos (two .380's and a .25), but all my peelers are 200 miles away in Sville!

As for the joke, I get the humor, not insulted. However, if they expect traffic circles to work at most places over here, they need to be the first to test them out! Can we say 100 car pile-ups!!! Can we have some of that stuff, but leave most of that stuff they call music over there?

Subvet642 · 03-02-2012, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Can you get those with suppressors? I'm stuck in Knoxville today, with only three semi-autos (two .380's and a .25), but all my peelers are 200 miles away in Sville!

As for the joke, I get the humor, not insulted. However, if they expect traffic circles to work at most places over here, they need to be the first to test them out! Can we say 100 car pile-ups!!! Can we have some of that stuff, but leave most of that stuff they call music over there?

We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.

SvilleKid · 03-02-2012, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642

We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.

I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!

Subvet642 · 03-02-2012, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!

They work well enough with ours.

Stephen · 03-02-2012, 08:34 AM

To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Uncle Sam

PS: Go get your shinebox.

Steve · 03-02-2012, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen

To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Uncle Sam

PS: Go get your shinebox.

03-02-2012, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen

To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Uncle Sam

PS: Go get your shinebox.

pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.

icehog3 · 03-02-2012, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145

pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.

I heard about him trying to band up with Paul Bunyon and his ox.

Noodles · 03-02-2012, 01:26 PM

One word, Dentist. Start visiting them for crying out loud.

03-02-2012, 08:34 AM	#5
Stephen Sultan of Cigars Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Stephen Location: Where the Pony Express began and Jesse James ended. Posts: 1,582 Trading: (18)	Re: Dear Americans. To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II: Dear Sir/Madam, That whole World War II thing. You're welcome. Sincerely, Uncle Sam PS: Go get your shinebox.

03-02-2012, 01:26 PM	#9
Noodles Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 412 Trading: (2)	Re: Dear Americans. One word, Dentist. Start visiting them for crying out loud. Last edited by Noodles; 03-02-2012 at 01:33 PM.