The Funeral

[kaisersozei]

A lad comes home from school and all excited with news for his dad.
"I got a part in the school play!" he said.
"Oh yeah?" said his father. "What are you playing?"
"I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
The dad puts his hand on his son's shoulder and says, “That's okay son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”