Cigar Bid

"I want that Gurkha 5'er, that Fuente 5'er, that VS 5'er, that RP 5'er, well at this point I'm going to need another humidor. I don't like that humidifier or hygrometer, so I'll just order a crystal humidifier and a digital hygrometer. Wow! Look at that cutter! Gotta have that..."

That, plus about another half hour, was my exact thought process earlier...