The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... - Page 4

Partagaspete · 01-01-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

How many cocks to get a promotion?

Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.

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Genetic Defect · 01-01-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Partagaspete

Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.

T

Sauer Grapes · 01-01-2009, 04:30 PM

Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

boonedoggle · 01-01-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

Get to it, Sarge! Whatever...you enjoy it. Who doesn't?!

Yazzie · 01-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests.

icantbejon · 01-01-2009, 05:44 PM

Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking?????

GhostRyder · 01-02-2009, 12:21 PM

This is ridiculously awesome. When I head back to school I'll to be piss tested and they use the Navy officers for that. No NCOs on staff though

I'll be thinking of you while I'm peeing in front of an O-3 in the Navy.

01-02-2009, 03:24 PM

om my frigging god.

This thread is getting even funnier.

Sauer Grapes · 01-02-2009, 04:01 PM

You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.

taltos · 01-02-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.

And holding a ruler.

markem · 01-02-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.

nah. full dress uniform and a feather boa.

Don Fernando · 01-02-2009, 04:09 PM

don't forget to put on some lipstick.

Bruzee · 01-03-2009, 02:44 AM

I'll breath a sigh of relief for you Darrell! But the thread was fun to read.

taltos · 01-03-2009, 04:39 AM

So no watching the youngsters whiz while Michael Jackson sings 'Beat It'? So sorry for you.

01-05-2009, 10:09 PM

Thanks Darrell, and all.
*wipes tears from eyes*

Oh, man, I'm glad I wasn't reading this thread at work.

01-01-2009, 04:30 PM	#3
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

01-01-2009, 05:24 PM	#5
Yazzie Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Longhorn Country Posts: 1,674 Trading: (10)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests.

01-01-2009, 05:44 PM	#6
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking????? __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

01-02-2009, 12:21 PM	#7
GhostRyder Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sam Location: SW Virginia Posts: 185 Trading: (2)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. This is ridiculously awesome. When I head back to school I'll to be piss tested and they use the Navy officers for that. No NCOs on staff though I'll be thinking of you while I'm peeing in front of an O-3 in the Navy.

01-02-2009, 03:24 PM	#8
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. om my frigging god. This thread is getting even funnier.

01-02-2009, 04:01 PM	#9
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.

01-02-2009, 04:09 PM	#12
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01-03-2009, 02:44 AM	#13
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I'll breath a sigh of relief for you Darrell! But the thread was fun to read. __________________

01-03-2009, 04:39 AM	#14
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. So no watching the youngsters whiz while Michael Jackson sings 'Beat It'? So sorry for you.

01-05-2009, 10:09 PM	#15
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Thanks Darrell, and all. wipes tears from eyes Oh, man, I'm glad I wasn't reading this thread at work.