The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... - Page 3

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.

Maybe in the Marines the O's did it because you actually have to have the ability to read?

T

shilala · 12-31-2008, 10:10 AM

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

markem · 12-31-2008, 10:14 AM

If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell.

taltos · 12-31-2008, 10:16 AM

This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

LMAO

12-31-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah

Gross

shilala · 12-31-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah

Gross

D lives in California.
My guess is that he'll take it home with him, too.

Partagaspete · 12-31-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

T

taltos · 12-31-2008, 11:23 AM

One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM

So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....

oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

Redbaron · 12-31-2008, 11:43 AM

Funny fuse=blown

FXAdam · 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM

[x] Thread delivers.
[ ] Day at work, good.

12-31-2008, 01:42 PM

Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview...

LOL

doctorcue · 12-31-2008, 02:25 PM

Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day.

We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try

markem · 12-31-2008, 02:39 PM

I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day:

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for shooting
This one's for fun

shvictor · 12-31-2008, 07:43 PM

Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter".

Rockestone · 12-31-2008, 07:55 PM

This whole thread is freakin' funny!!

Swampper · 12-31-2008, 07:57 PM

I would like to thank you for serving our country, and protecting our freedom.

Genetic Defect · 01-01-2009, 01:01 PM

How many cocks to get a promotion?

01-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Is this the rubber dong thread?
I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.

12-31-2008, 10:10 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Think of the bright side, D. You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!! __________________

12-31-2008, 10:14 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,669 Trading: (47)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-31-2008, 10:16 AM	#4
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.

12-31-2008, 11:23 AM	#9
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.

12-31-2008, 11:34 AM	#10
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real.... oh and Tom, Cocktail? really?

12-31-2008, 11:43 AM	#11
Redbaron Blank Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 195 Trading: (1)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Funny fuse=blown

12-31-2008, 11:47 AM	#12
FXAdam Meep! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I'm in Seoul, man. Posts: 65 Trading: (0)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. [x] Thread delivers. [ ] Day at work, good.

12-31-2008, 01:42 PM	#13
Ironfreak Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview... LOL

12-31-2008, 02:25 PM	#14
doctorcue BABOTL - VP of Drinking Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Danny Location: Rancho Cordova, CA Posts: 331 Trading: (2)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day. We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try __________________ Raiders, A's, Warriors.

12-31-2008, 02:39 PM	#15
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,669 Trading: (47)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day: This is my rifle This is my gun This one's for shooting This one's for fun __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-31-2008, 07:43 PM	#16
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter". __________________

12-31-2008, 07:55 PM	#17
Rockestone Anythings Possible Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Anderson, SC Posts: 793 Trading: (5)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. This whole thread is freakin' funny!! __________________

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01-01-2009, 01:19 PM	#20
Dennis569 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Is this the rubber dong thread? I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.