Joke or Fact???

357 · 09-01-2011, 11:40 AM

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down.

N2 GOLD · 09-01-2011, 11:47 AM

Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go...

mhailey · 09-01-2011, 03:22 PM

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris.

09-01-2011, 11:40 AM	#1
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Joke or Fact??? When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

09-01-2011, 11:47 AM	#2
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09-01-2011, 03:22 PM	#3
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards. There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris. __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.