Can't stop ordering!

Moose6026 · 08-24-2011, 07:32 PM

My wife informed me last night, "this in an expensive hobby." I havent even started ordering thigns yet, just get em thorugh my dealer, Andrew.

Wait I fixed it so ya don't have to Larry, my pimp.

cmitch · 08-24-2011, 07:41 PM

1000 dollar insurance bill compelled me to slow down on my purchases. Wife thinks I have too many so I have to sneak them out to the locker at the B&M so it looks more empty.

Blak Smyth · 08-25-2011, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

1000 dollar insurance bill compelled me to slow down on my purchases. Wife thinks I have too many so I have to sneak them out to the locker at the B&M so it looks more empty.

I have to admit, I do find myself sneaking things now.
Yesterday I got home and ran to the mailbox to grab my Shilala beads order before she saw it. I stop at a B&M and grab a cigar or two and try to smuggle into my humidor before she sees.

She doesn't understand, she thinks that 10 cigars should be plenty to have on hand.
I don't like her to look into my humi because then she thinks I don't need anything.
When I got bombed to death last Saturday she saw what I got and said ,"well I guess you don't need to buy anything anytime soon". Then I went to Walmart to get a cooler!

I justify it by telling myself she would rather not know about my "problem".

WittyUserName · 08-25-2011, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

I have to admit, I do find myself sneaking things now.
Yesterday I got home and ran to the mailbox to grab my Shilala beads order before she saw it. I stop at a B&M and grab a cigar or two and try to smuggle into my humidor before she sees.

She doesn't understand, she thinks that 10 cigars should be plenty to have on hand.
I don't like her to look into my humi becasue then she thinks I don't need anything.
When I got bombed to death last Saturday she saw what I got and said ,"well I guess you don't need to buy anything anytime soon". Then I went to Walmart to get a cooler!

I justify it by telling myself she would rather not know about my "problem".

HAHAHA, this great. Keep on Keeping on brother!!

Boz · 08-25-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

I have to admit, I do find myself sneaking things now.
Yesterday I got home and ran to the mailbox to grab my Shilala beads order before she saw it. I stop at a B&M and grab a cigar or two and try to smuggle into my humidor before she sees.

She doesn't understand, she thinks that 10 cigars should be plenty to have on hand.
I don't like her to look into my humi because then she thinks I don't need anything.
When I got bombed to death last Saturday she saw what I got and said ,"well I guess you don't need to buy anything anytime soon". Then I went to Walmart to get a cooler!

I justify it by telling myself she would rather not know about my "problem".

Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed.

Chainsaw13 · 08-25-2011, 11:19 AM

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Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed.

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have.

Skywalker · 08-25-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have.

And that's when the fight started!

Chainsaw13 · 08-25-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

And that's when the fight started!

I'm not married so what do I know.

irratebass · 08-25-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

And that's when the fight started!

Perfect!

Boz · 08-25-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have.

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

And that's when the fight started!

LOL. With all the purses and shoes she has, she cant really get mad at my hobby.

08-24-2011, 07:32 PM	#1
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Can't stop ordering! My wife informed me last night, "this in an expensive hobby." I havent even started ordering thigns yet, just get em thorugh my dealer, Andrew. Wait I fixed it so ya don't have to Larry, my pimp. __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

08-24-2011, 07:41 PM	#2
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Can't stop ordering! 1000 dollar insurance bill compelled me to slow down on my purchases. Wife thinks I have too many so I have to sneak them out to the locker at the B&M so it looks more empty. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.