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Old 07-13-2011, 06:19 PM   #1
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Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:29 PM   #2
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LOVE them all...
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:22 AM   #3
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Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.
i usually just told them, "don't you need a job to pay my salary?"
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:31 AM   #4
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i usually just told them, "don't you need a job to pay my salary?"
Or, "Good.....I need a f***ing raise".
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Or, "Good.....I need a f***ing raise".
or "wow what do ya know, i pay taxes too. guess that means i pay my own salary..."
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:00 AM   #6
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Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.
I usually get it from irate parents after their kid gets in trouble.
I usually say then I want a raise, because you expect me to teach and do your job as a parent!
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9. I pay your salary

You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.
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Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

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