Golden Rules for Cigar Smokers

[Average Joe]

we strongly recommend you, if you would smoke luxuriously, to illumine the butt-end of your Cigar with camel's-dung, tobacco-tinder, charcoal, or any of the usual flameless steady-burning materials, which are sold at the shops, under a dozen different names, for this purpose

Everyone called me crazy when I told them I'd get rich off camel poo, but look at me now!

Once I figure out how much I have stored I'll post a for sale thread at $40/lb.