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Old 05-23-2011, 09:00 AM   #1
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).
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Old 05-23-2011, 09:36 AM   #2
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Default Re: For those who overstocked for the rapture.

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I gave away all my valuables, including cigars, in preparation for the rapture. It didn't happen, so now I don't even have one rare stick to calm my nerves. If only someone would send me some CCs with a fair bit of age and maybe a CA sticker or two, I'd be able to continue on with my life.

I don't want to be bombed and threaten retaliation on any large group that gathers to send me dozens of aged CCs (I like Upmanns a lot, btw).


And I had a bag of charcoal get wet in the tornado warnings and heavy rain yesterday.
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