kitty-cat who stuttered

Genetic Defect · 05-13-2011, 09:17 PM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says. A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
`Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
`That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher.
`It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `F***`, the rottweiler ate him!!!

05-13-2011, 09:17 PM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,204 Trading: (5)	kitty-cat who stuttered A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says. A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. `Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! `That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher. `It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `F***`, the rottweiler ate him!!!