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Old 04-15-2011, 02:29 PM   #1
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So I am at El Supermercado today, shopping for someone who wants me to make em a shrimp gumbo.
And I see on the rotting produce special rack some pears, that have been thumbed to death.
They are one more thumb from splattering all over a 5 foot radius, AND through the plastic
wrap. So in about 45 minutes I am gonna gently wash em, stem em, throw them into the Jimmy
Buffet, cover liberally with Rum, hit the green flashing button and stand there with my cup.
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So I am at El Supermercado today, shopping for someone who wants me to make em a shrimp gumbo.
And I see on the rotting produce special rack some pears, that have been thumbed to death.
They are one more thumb from splattering all over a 5 foot radius, AND through the plastic
wrap. So in about 45 minutes I am gonna gently wash em, stem em, throw them into the Jimmy
Buffet, cover liberally with Rum, hit the green flashing button and stand there with my cup.
That's gross...................






You should use a nice tequila instead.
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Default Re: Make mine Pear`

I have none, Jerms...I had a bottle of Don Julio for awhile, then I had this party and I can't find
it anymore, haha.

Also, it turns out that an "asian Pear" is nothing more than an apple. Over-ripe pears are great,
the same quality in an apple is MESSED UP!. Mealy skanky crap. I need to pick my discount fruits
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