April Fools jokes.

cmitch · 04-01-2011, 08:21 AM

I had a co-worker whose wife worked at the Utilities Dept. Gas division. He had just told me a couple of weeks before about a very belligerent man who had complained to his wife about his gas bill. Fast forward to April 1st. I come into work that morning and told him that I heard on the radio a man had just busted into the gas dept. main offices with a gun threatening people and people were advised to avoid the area since police had it taped off. He turned as pale as a ghost. He runs to his office, calls his wife at the gas dept and she answers. "Is everything okay out there?" Of course, she said, "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?" He was PISSED. As he walked out of his office, I said, "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. April Fools!"

04-01-2011, 08:21 AM	#3
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: April Fools jokes. I had a co-worker whose wife worked at the Utilities Dept. Gas division. He had just told me a couple of weeks before about a very belligerent man who had complained to his wife about his gas bill. Fast forward to April 1st. I come into work that morning and told him that I heard on the radio a man had just busted into the gas dept. main offices with a gun threatening people and people were advised to avoid the area since police had it taped off. He turned as pale as a ghost. He runs to his office, calls his wife at the gas dept and she answers. "Is everything okay out there?" Of course, she said, "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?" He was PISSED. As he walked out of his office, I said, "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. April Fools!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.