Cat advice

Gotta throw this out there....


Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog??























Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!!


Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat??



















Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!