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"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"
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A Cigar = 42
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New 1 : When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home
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"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels." |
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He Who Dares...WINS!
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"You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something." |
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
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"Here's an idea: How about you give me half the money you were going to spend and I take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it even?"
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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MIND OVER MATTER...
Join Date: Feb 2011
First Name: RICO
Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W
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NEW-1 We are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
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