Holy crap....COLLARDS

[Smokin Gator]

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

[wayner123]

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

Or you can cheat a little and do them this way:

Get a bushel of greens and wash them thoroughly. Then get a cast iron skillet big enough to hold all the greens in a mound. Fry up some bacon (how much is up to you) then drain half the bacon grease out and chop up the bacon. Add the greens to the same pan and stir to coat. Put a lid on the greens when they have wilted a bit. After they have simmered for about 30 minutes, take from the pan and put in a bowl, then add chopped bacon from before. Throw a few dashes of real pepper juice on them and then promptly slap yo' mama.

[hscmit]

Originally Posted by wayner123

Or you can cheat a little and do them this way:

Get a bushel of greens and wash them thoroughly. Then get a cast iron skillet big enough to hold all the greens in a mound. Fry up some bacon (how much is up to you) then drain half the bacon grease out and chop up the bacon. Add the greens to the same pan and stir to coat. Put a lid on the greens when they have wilted a bit. After they have simmered for about 30 minutes, take from the pan and put in a bowl, then add chopped bacon from before. Throw a few dashes of real pepper juice on them and then promptly slap yo' mama.

this is also acceptable

love greens

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

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[guitar4001]

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

Damn right!

[HollywoodQue]

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

I couldn't have said it better Brent..

[Powers]

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Blasphemy I tell you... the only way to cook collard greens is with a couple of big pieces of country ham and some soul food seasoning!!! Plus you have to simmer them for hours!!!

Although I do have a *cough* Yankee *cough* Aunt who heard that you could wash collards in the washing machine......but she didn't put it on a low setting so they were picking collards off their clothes for weeks