Your last meal?

[Ragin Cajun]

Easy, I've thought about this before. Doesn't really matter what order they come out in, as long as they all come out and I get a chance to eat.

My menu:
Boiled crawfish, crabs, and shrimp.
Fried oysters and hush puppies.
T-bone steak (medium rare or course).
Beef hot tamales in the corn husk.
Artichoke and oyster soup.
Pepperoni pizza.
Stuffed bell pepper.
Popeye's fried chicken with their oinion rings.
McDonalds double quarter pounder with fries.
Watermellon.
Blue bell home-made vanilla ice cream.

As far as the smoke goes, well it would have to be a Montecristo, any size would be good.

After eating all of that food, I would probably succomb to a bad case of heart burn/ indigestion, on my own terms................ not theirs.