Rant: Cigar Bums

bobarian · 01-25-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by South Shield

My father once asked me for a cigar, hit him in the face with a cast iron skillet.

Now I dont feel bad about running over that guy in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work.

South Shield · 01-25-2011, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Now I dont feel bad about running over that guy in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work.

I'm sure that bastard wanted a cigar as well, I would of backed over him again just to make sure he got my point.

bobarian · 01-25-2011, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by South Shield

I'm sure that bastard wanted a cigar as well, I would of backed over him again just to make sure he got my point.

I did throw a rock at the Veteran in a wheelchair with a sign as I was leaving!

South Shield · 01-25-2011, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

I did throw a rock at the Veteran in a wheelchair with a sign as I was leaving!

GOOD! I bet his sign said "Homeless Vet! Need Cigar!"

bobarian · 01-25-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by South Shield

GOOD! I bet his sign said "Homeless Vet! Need Cigar!"

I'm pretty sure it did! Tomorrow I think I'll go under the bridge by the river and smoke a cigar and sing, "Nah, na, na, na"

South Shield · 01-25-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

I'm pretty sure it did! Tomorrow I think I'll go under the bridge by the river and smoke a cigar and sing, "Nah, na, na, na"

Cool, I'll join you after I leave the VA where I will be throwing Opus X's in the wood chipper just to see "Johnny no arms" cry.

bobarian · 01-25-2011, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by South Shield

Cool, I'll join you after I leave the VA where I will be throwing Opus X's in the wood chipper just to see "Johnny no arms" cry.

I'm pretty sure that old guy greeting people at WalMart was going to ask for a cigar too! We can stop on the way home and pull a knife on him and show him who's boss!