Lord give me strength

icehog3 · 12-14-2010, 01:23 PM

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

12-14-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

Seems like a song that would have a banjo behind it, right?

icehog3 · 12-14-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

Seems like a song that would have a banjo behind it, right?

Actually an old SNL Eddie Murphy skit, substitute "landlord" for in-laws.

Lear31MX · 12-14-2010, 02:11 PM

Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order

CasaDooley · 12-15-2010, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lear31MX

Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order

Now ya know why I really want to get away and hit the cigar lounge as often as possible!

Chingas · 12-15-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Now ya know why I really want to get away and hit the cigar lounge as often as possible!

Do it! I'd say you deserve it.

By the way. Just rewatched Christmas Vacation last nite and this thread came to mind...

shilala · 12-24-2010, 12:41 PM

We're really gonna need a summary on this one, Kev. I just came and looked this thread up just so Lisa and I could see how it all worked out.

M1903A1 · 12-14-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

Ah, yes. "Images" by Tyrone Banks.

CasaDooley · 12-15-2010, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

WINNER!
Just made my night Tom!

12-14-2010, 01:23 PM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,912 Trading: (60)	Re: Lord give me strength Watch dog bark on a hot summer night, kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, watch dog bark, though he bite, kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, slip in his window, break their neck, then their house I start to wreck, got no reason, what the heck! kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, C-I-L-L my in-laws. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-14-2010, 02:11 PM	#4
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: Lord give me strength Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

12-24-2010, 12:41 PM	#7
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Lord give me strength We're really gonna need a summary on this one, Kev. I just came and looked this thread up just so Lisa and I could see how it all worked out. __________________