Limerick Thread! - Page 60

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 10:44 AM

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The thermometer is in single digits

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

VTDragon · 12-10-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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The thermometer is in single digits

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 11:03 AM

like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 11:07 AM

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The thermometer is in single digits

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Even the snowman, he fidgets,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

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like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

cuz fire melts them down to midgets

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 11:08 AM

New one for Tom

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My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

12-10-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

New one for Tom

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My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 11:56 AM

He barks, "My butt itches."

BloodSpite · 12-10-2010, 01:02 PM

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

14holestogie · 12-10-2010, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

New one for Tom

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My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

He barks, "My butt itches."

Then runs off to sniff bit*hes

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM

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Friday is the greatest day,

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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Friday is the greatest day,

After work, I get to play,

Mr B · 12-10-2010, 01:31 PM

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Friday is the greatest day,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

After work, I get to play,

another weekend of football and hockey

icehog3 · 12-10-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

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Friday is the greatest day,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

After work, I get to play,

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another weekend of football and hockey

Accompanied by cigars, beer and sake,

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 01:39 PM

so blackness can wash it away.

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 01:40 PM

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I need a nice double corona.

landhoney · 12-10-2010, 02:19 PM

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I need a nice double corona.

And somewhere to stick my bona'

Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color

Doctorossi · 12-10-2010, 02:21 PM

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Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color

What's off-color about a marching band?

landhoney · 12-10-2010, 02:33 PM

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What's off-color about a marching band?

Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy.

BloodSpite · 12-10-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

And somewhere to stick my bona'

If Army beats Navy

12-10-2010, 11:03 AM	#1183
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! like a flea-bitten stray in a storm. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 11:08 AM	#1185
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one for Tom : My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

12-10-2010, 11:56 AM	#1187
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! He barks, "My butt itches." __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 01:02 PM	#1188
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Limerick Thread! "And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

12-10-2010, 01:09 PM	#1191
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12-10-2010, 01:39 PM	#1195
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! so blackness can wash it away. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-10-2010, 01:40 PM	#1196
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I need a nice double corona. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!