Limerick Thread!

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by markem

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Originally Posted by VTDragon
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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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Originally Posted by Mr B
and the public smoking laws we must abide

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Originally Posted by Gophernut
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?

Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick.

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Of all the things that are grand in life

One of them is not my ex-wife,