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Old 10-27-2010, 10:28 AM   #1
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I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.
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I used to joke around like this a lot, until I got married. Now I only tell these kind of things to my invisible friends.
We are Tom's invisible friends.......

Never had someone actually take a cigar out of my mouth. Funny thing, my run-in was at a casino, with a complaining cigarette smoker. Some people have a lot of nerve...
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:07 PM   #2
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We are Tom's invisible friends.......
I cannot stop "hearing" Rick's post in Fight Club narrator voice:

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:23 PM   #3
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Never had someone actually take a cigar out of my mouth.
Your kidding Mr. nee does it to me all the time. The laugh and throws them away

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