Need your help with future wifey

[Bill86]

Originally Posted by icehog3

When my wife complained about the smell of my cigar smoke, I would go smoke at my girlfriend's place.

This is the best option.

Also usually I just say something like if you quit nagging/*****ing I'll quit whatever. Next time she nags me for it I just say well it seems we both have things we don't like about eachother and you wont quit yours either.
It is noted I'm not married and never will be.