Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 01:10 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?

357 · 10-14-2010, 01:48 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?

357 · 10-14-2010, 01:57 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?

14holestogie · 10-14-2010, 02:01 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither.

jmsremax · 10-14-2010, 02:11 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!

cbsmokin · 10-14-2010, 03:46 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 04:14 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!

10-14-2010, 01:10 PM	#1
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-14-2010, 01:48 PM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 01:57 PM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 02:01 PM	#4
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither. __________________ I loves me a Parti*

10-14-2010, 02:11 PM	#5
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! __________________ Stock/Finance banter*

10-14-2010, 03:46 PM	#6
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 883 Trading: (10)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

10-14-2010, 04:14 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!*