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Re: Opening lines
"Hey babe, what's your sign?
I'm feces. My friends call me #2. I am sorry. That was very forward of me. I am very drunk. For all I know you are are freaking ugly." Love that line from comedian Bob Nelson. Classic!
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07-15-2010, 01:19 PM
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to have that car today. It's the 66 Goat I REALLY miss, though. Now that I have mentioned it and broken the ice taboo, "Wanna get HIGH?" used to REALLY work back in the 80's and I hear it worked in the 70's too. I wouldn't know until 1979, however. And now I can't inhale anything. 
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07-15-2010, 03:59 PM
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07-15-2010, 04:12 PM
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Re: Opening lines
"Will you go to the Prom with me?" That's what worked for me a very long time ago. Haven't needed a pickup line since.
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07-15-2010, 04:21 PM
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 A Good Friend Of Mine Used That Line At Work After A Young Lady Presented With A New Boob Job And Was "Written Up"!
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07-15-2010, 04:31 PM
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"You know what would look good on you?....
...me." |
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07-15-2010, 05:23 PM
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Re: Opening lines
Did you just fart?..............Because you blew me away.
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07-15-2010, 05:31 PM
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I have always gotten cute/sweet as opposed to hot/sexy so I have always tried to play it to my advantage.
"Hey, I know this is random and you don't know me, but I'd really like to know you." Insert appropriate emphasis on 'you' and I'm going to be honest, its a little corny, a lot embarrassing, but I haven't done too bad.
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07-15-2010, 05:48 PM
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Re: Opening lines
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die. If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter.
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07-15-2010, 06:45 PM
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Here Franky Franky
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07-15-2010, 07:02 PM
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Re: Opening lines
My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"
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07-15-2010, 07:21 PM
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Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I WANNA BE ON YOU.
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07-15-2010, 07:22 PM
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Re: Opening lines
I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.
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07-15-2010, 07:28 PM
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07-15-2010, 08:49 PM
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HAHA! The thought of that worries me.
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07-16-2010, 07:55 AM
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Re: Opening lines
Life's a *****, because if it was a slut it would be easy.
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