Dumb Laws - Page 2

WildBlueSooner · 04-23-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida

Or guy...just wanted to clarify

357 · 04-23-2010, 12:51 PM

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

T.G · 04-23-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

Decency.

Man, that law probably dates back to at least the early 1900's when they still did that.

Mugen910 · 04-23-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wolfgang

florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
oral sex is illegal
the only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

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Originally Posted by wildbluesooner

glad i have never been with a girl from florida

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildbluesooner

or guy...just wanted to clarify

hahaah!!!

icehog3 · 04-22-2010, 12:44 AM

ZION, ILLINOIS

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

T.G · 04-22-2010, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

ZION, ILLINOIS

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

So a giving a lighted cigars to squirrels, raccoons, rats and any other wild animal is presumably ok?

I wonder what all of Carlos's fish think of that?

macpappy · 04-22-2010, 07:13 AM

In Texas:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Some how come Jerry Jones hasn't been arrested for owning the Dallas Cowgirls.

And in Beaumont, TX: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
I knew the team was bad when the school disbanded its team but...

Ogre · 04-22-2010, 12:27 PM

The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

kydsid · 04-22-2010, 01:40 PM

Apparently I am a major felon because it is illegal to take more than three sips of a beer while standing.

Some of them though the website is the dumb one though: Soldatna, AK "It is illegal to allow and attractive nuisance to exist" Because in a town outnumbered by bears you don't want to prevent people from leaving garbage out. Ya that is stupid.

Or Arizona: 25 years in jail for cutting down a cactus - Well that is for the endangered Saguaro which is only found in Arizona and is the pride of the state. They can live for hundreds of years. So ya we don't want you cutting them down, K.

Starscream · 04-22-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by floydpink

I like the one about it only being legal to beat your wife as long as it's limited to once a week, but illegal to frown at her on Sundays.

The one about not being legal to keep alligators in your bathtub isn't bad either.

Not to generalize, but the deep South states seem to have the best ones.

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

I live in the South and I hate to say it, but it's true. Us rednecks will do anything.

SeanGAR · 04-22-2010, 06:46 PM

Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Ah man ... I hate straps ....

DPD6030 · 04-22-2010, 02:18 PM

About time MI had a good one.

Saw this one on the site

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet

JE3146 · 04-22-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

About time MI had a good one.

Saw this one on the site

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet

Dumb and Dumber

04-22-2010, 04:17 PM

Here in Ga. I read some good ones:

All sex toys are banned. ( oh wow )

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Acworth....All citizens must own a rake. ( I bought one this year )

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this )

In Atlanta....One man may not be on another man’s back.

In Columbus, Ga....No one may tease an idiot. ( Guilty )

In Kennesaw...( I live 5 miles from there...Every head of household must own a gun. This is not a dumb law BTW.)

icehog3 · 04-22-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cigary

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6vWpc3Hs0

markem · 04-23-2010, 02:35 PM

Love this law. Whitehall MT, right on the Continental Divide (Butte being on the west side and Whitehall on the East):

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

I grew up in Butte. I know all about highs of -40* for weeks on end and heavy snow, but ice picks?

btw, I have seen homemade snow tires: strips of leather with nails tied around the tread. Yes, the sharp end (at least of the nail) was pointed out.

markem · 04-23-2010, 02:39 PM

and since I now live in Oregon ...

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

Tickets are still written for this offense. Think long haul truck driver.

chachee52 · 04-24-2010, 05:44 AM

I still like the MA law that states that you can't put tomatos is clam chowder (that's Manhatan clam chowder).
I worked at a hospital that served that and I was constantly harrassing them about it, but no cop would give them a ticket or arrest them!!!!

awsmith4 · 04-24-2010, 08:03 AM

Of course this would be the only law listed for my town

Marietta, GA

Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

04-23-2010, 12:51 PM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Dumb Laws City law in Rochester Michigan "All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police." Inspected for what? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-22-2010, 12:44 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,778 Trading: (60)	Re: Dumb Laws ZION, ILLINOIS It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-22-2010, 07:13 AM	#7
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: Dumb Laws In Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. Some how come Jerry Jones hasn't been arrested for owning the Dallas Cowgirls. And in Beaumont, TX: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. I knew the team was bad when the school disbanded its team but... __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

04-22-2010, 12:27 PM	#8
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Dumb Laws The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

04-22-2010, 01:40 PM	#9
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Dumb Laws Apparently I am a major felon because it is illegal to take more than three sips of a beer while standing. Some of them though the website is the dumb one though: Soldatna, AK "It is illegal to allow and attractive nuisance to exist" Because in a town outnumbered by bears you don't want to prevent people from leaving garbage out. Ya that is stupid. Or Arizona: 25 years in jail for cutting down a cactus - Well that is for the endangered Saguaro which is only found in Arizona and is the pride of the state. They can live for hundreds of years. So ya we don't want you cutting them down, K. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade Last edited by kydsid; 04-22-2010 at 01:45 PM.

04-22-2010, 06:46 PM	#11
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Dumb Laws Florida Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Ah man ... I hate straps .... __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

04-22-2010, 02:18 PM	#12
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Dumb Laws About time MI had a good one. Saw this one on the site It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet

04-22-2010, 04:17 PM	#14
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Dumb Laws Here in Ga. I read some good ones: All sex toys are banned. ( oh wow ) It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Acworth....All citizens must own a rake. ( I bought one this year ) It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this ) In Atlanta....One man may not be on another man’s back. In Columbus, Ga....No one may tease an idiot. ( Guilty ) In Kennesaw...( I live 5 miles from there...Every head of household must own a gun. This is not a dumb law BTW.)

04-23-2010, 02:35 PM	#16
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: Dumb Laws Love this law. Whitehall MT, right on the Continental Divide (Butte being on the west side and Whitehall on the East): It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. I grew up in Butte. I know all about highs of -40* for weeks on end and heavy snow, but ice picks? btw, I have seen homemade snow tires: strips of leather with nails tied around the tread. Yes, the sharp end (at least of the nail) was pointed out. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-23-2010, 02:39 PM	#17
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,647 Trading: (47)	Re: Dumb Laws and since I now live in Oregon ... It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway. Tickets are still written for this offense. Think long haul truck driver. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-24-2010, 05:44 AM	#18
chachee52 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Todd Location: Tyngsboro, MA Posts: 399 Trading: (2)	Re: Dumb Laws I still like the MA law that states that you can't put tomatos is clam chowder (that's Manhatan clam chowder). I worked at a hospital that served that and I was constantly harrassing them about it, but no cop would give them a ticket or arrest them!!!! __________________

04-24-2010, 08:03 AM	#19
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: Dumb Laws Of course this would be the only law listed for my town Marietta, GA Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

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