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Old 06-07-2010, 04:50 PM   #1
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Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"
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Old 06-07-2010, 04:55 PM   #2
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Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"
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Old 06-07-2010, 04:58 PM   #3
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:01 PM   #4
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Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading!
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Old 06-07-2010, 07:05 PM   #5
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Old 06-07-2010, 07:06 PM   #6
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:27 AM   #7
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Don't tell Darrell!!!
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:46 AM   #8
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That's funny, I don't care who ya are!!
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Old 06-09-2010, 03:05 AM   #9
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:14 PM   #10
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There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head...
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Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.
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