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Blueface 06-07-2010 04:50 PM

Elk Sex
 
Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"

cort 06-07-2010 04:55 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 880228)
Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"

:r:r:r:r

Blindjimme 06-07-2010 04:58 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Ha! :tu

M1903A1 06-07-2010 06:01 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading! :r

kelmac07 06-07-2010 07:05 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Nice!! :r :r

Pat1075 06-07-2010 07:06 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
lol

Skywalker 06-08-2010 08:27 AM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Don't tell Darrell!!!:r:r:r

Dave128 06-08-2010 08:46 AM

Re: Elk Sex
 
That's funny, I don't care who ya are!!

PuffdaMagic 06-09-2010 03:05 AM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Lmao!!!

Starscream 06-10-2010 02:14 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head...

STEVE S 06-10-2010 02:26 PM

Re: Elk Sex
 
Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.


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