How to install a home security system:

Originally Posted by Mark C

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.