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G G	11-05-2008 11:05 AM

How to install a home security system:

1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba!

Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

Better just wait outside till we get back.

Cooter

SmokeyJoe

11-05-2008 11:17 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently. :ss

theycallmedan'lboone

11-05-2008 12:57 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

very nice!

GKitty

11-05-2008 01:01 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Priceless!!

Tombstone

11-05-2008 01:11 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.:D

CBI_2

11-05-2008 10:58 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

:r:r I Like it. :D

Mark C

11-06-2008 05:11 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

joeybear

11-06-2008 05:16 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!

dunng

11-06-2008 06:19 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

:r :r Nice! :ss

Tombstone

11-06-2008 06:29 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark C (Post 54445)

Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.

feznuk

11-06-2008 07:09 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

Badass Doormat

Molarman777

11-06-2008 07:28 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Great joke!

Mark C

11-07-2008 05:46 AM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Quote:

Originally Posted by feznuk (Post 54563)

Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

Badass Doormat

Awesome, thanks!

Silound

11-08-2008 04:11 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Heh, seen that before. :)

Starscream

11-08-2008 08:01 PM

Re: How to install a home security system:

Nice. And it just might work too!:tu

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