Fit to be tied

St. Lou Stu · 06-19-2009, 02:37 PM

One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.

Mugen910 · 06-19-2009, 02:39 PM

saw that coming....

groogs · 06-19-2009, 02:39 PM

I like it.

shilala · 06-19-2009, 02:41 PM

Hooker walks up to a guy and says "I will do anything you want. $200 bucks."
He hands her the two bills and says "Paint my house".

trader1974 · 06-19-2009, 02:53 PM

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!

G G · 06-19-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trader1974

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!

markem · 06-19-2009, 03:28 PM

A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”

06-19-2009, 02:37 PM	#1
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Fit to be tied One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing. __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

06-19-2009, 02:39 PM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Fit to be tied saw that coming.... __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

06-19-2009, 02:39 PM	#3
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Fit to be tied I like it.

06-19-2009, 02:41 PM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Fit to be tied Hooker walks up to a guy and says "I will do anything you want. $200 bucks." He hands her the two bills and says "Paint my house". __________________

06-19-2009, 02:53 PM	#5
trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: Fit to be tied Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!

06-19-2009, 03:28 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Fit to be tied A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.” __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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