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St. Lou Stu

06-19-2009 02:37 PM

Fit to be tied

One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.

Mugen910

06-19-2009 02:39 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

saw that coming....:r

groogs

06-19-2009 02:39 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

:r I like it.

shilala

06-19-2009 02:41 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

Hooker walks up to a guy and says "I will do anything you want. $200 bucks."
He hands her the two bills and says "Paint my house".

trader1974

06-19-2009 02:53 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!:r:r

G G	06-19-2009 03:23 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

Quote:

Originally Posted by trader1974 (Post 431506)

Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!:r:r

:tpd:

markem

06-19-2009 03:28 PM

Re: Fit to be tied

A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”

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