Some great dirty jokes!

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I go to the doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem with my johnson."

Doc says, "Drop your pants, let's take a look."
I drops my pants and the doctor is surprised to see a neon orange appendage. "I think we'll need to cut it off," says the Doc.

Well, I was not having any of that so off I went to get a second opinion. Unfortunately I got the same response.

At the third doctor, however, the doc asked me, "What do you do at you job?" "oh, I'm unemployed," I replied.

"Well, what do you do all day?"

"Oh I just sit around all day watching adult movies and eating cheetos..."