You've got to be kidding.....

taltos · 03-24-2009, 09:04 AM

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.

Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.

I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or

WildBlueSooner · 03-24-2009, 07:28 PM

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: Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.

I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or

Did you shart yourself in class?

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:52 PM

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Did you shart yourself in class?

Fortunately no. Sounded like it though.

taltos · 03-24-2009, 07:55 PM

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

03-24-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

WildBlueSooner · 03-24-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

Sometimes I do during the situps during the PT test...it has caused the counter to lose count a few times

CasaDooley · 03-25-2009, 01:39 AM

Suspended or busted for breaking wind! What is this country coming to when one of the most sacred acts of male bonding falls pry to legal ramifications. Good Lord, there are days even I could make the FBI's most wanted list for passing gas.
Oh well, live and learn I guess. By the way....pull my finger

03-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#1
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-24-2009, 07:55 PM	#5
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-25-2009, 01:39 AM	#9
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... Suspended or busted for breaking wind! What is this country coming to when one of the most sacred acts of male bonding falls pry to legal ramifications. Good Lord, there are days even I could make the FBI's most wanted list for passing gas. Oh well, live and learn I guess. By the way....pull my finger __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

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