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macpappy 03-24-2009 06:01 AM

You've got to be kidding.....
 
I filed this under "You've got to be kidding me!"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/...h_suspension_3

Footbag 03-24-2009 06:14 AM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
Pretty crazy. From the kids perspective, if you have to fart, come up with a good joke about it. Otherwise, they'll be laughing at you and not with you.

md4958 03-24-2009 06:14 AM

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WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :D

Don Fernando 03-24-2009 06:15 AM

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I think it was Kevin aka Ucubed.

dunng 03-24-2009 06:19 AM

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:pn

taltos 03-24-2009 06:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 301061)
WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :D

That kid sounds too dumb to even play for Florida State even if they cooked his grades. If I could have gotten suspended/arrested for farting, I would still be walking to school or still be in jail.:D

Seanohue 03-24-2009 07:24 AM

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I was famous for this sort of thing in 5th grade :D

pnoon 03-24-2009 08:44 AM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 301061)
WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! :r:r

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters:pn :D

:tg

pnoon 03-24-2009 08:45 AM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
Suspended for farting (causing a disturbance) on a school bus?!?!?!?!?!?

And people say California is phukked up?

Like taltos, I'd still be walking or jailed. :)

King James 03-24-2009 08:47 AM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
wow.

taltos 03-24-2009 09:04 AM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.:D

BigFrank 03-24-2009 06:45 PM

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lol thats funny and sad at the same time...

if my job followed that policy I would most likely be unemployed.

WildBlueSooner 03-24-2009 06:58 PM

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I laughed my ass off....at first. That is pretty disturbing!

ucla695 03-24-2009 07:02 PM

Re: You've got to be kidding.....
 
Wow, that must have been one heck of a fart to get suspended for it. Maybe he should have put a little backspin on it. :ss

CBI_2 03-24-2009 07:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 301316)
This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.:D

:r:r:r Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.


I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or :lv

WildBlueSooner 03-24-2009 07:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 302308)
:r: Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.


I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or :lv

Did you shart yourself in class? :r :r

CBI_2 03-24-2009 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 302324)
Did you shart yourself in class? :r :r

Fortunately no. Sounded like it though. :dance:

taltos 03-24-2009 07:55 PM

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I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

CBI_2 03-24-2009 07:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 302371)
I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

:r:r:r

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-24-2009 08:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 302371)
I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.:D

:r


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