So you are drunk...

[MajorCaptSilly]

I would tell Will Ferrell I was doing his schtick back in 1981 but I still like him.

I would tell anyone who has ever been on The Bachelor that they need to resolve their daddy issues or get Tom's phone number if they want a real man.

I would tell Michael Chiklis that there were at least 3 more seasons left for The Shield.

I would tell Piers Morgan that he is a twit and a gumby.


MCS