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markem 03-21-2012 06:35 PM

So you are drunk...
 
and have the opportunity to tell off any famous or well-known person. What would you say?

Please keep in mind the rules of CA, so let's not get political or religious.

cjhalbrooks 03-21-2012 06:46 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Well i would tell Lady GAGA that she need to seek mental help. And then tell people from Jersey Shore to just jump off a cliff and save me the bullet

Ogre 03-21-2012 06:51 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Pawn Stars, bunch of damn thieves!!!!!

Reaver2145 03-21-2012 07:03 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I would go upto alan sugar and tell him he's fired......than kick him in the nuts to enforce the point.

maninblack 03-21-2012 07:52 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I would love to tell Katy Perry that it's not ok to drop Johnny Cash's name in your song, and then I'd grab her boob and run off.

cjhalbrooks 03-21-2012 08:03 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1596450)
Pawn Stars, bunch of damn thieves!!!!!

what!!! well to each your own.

Pseudosacred 03-21-2012 08:15 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1596486)
I would love to tell Katy Perry that it's not ok to drop Johnny Cash's name in your song, and then I'd grab her boob and run off.

I'd tell her

"Smell this rag for me"

The rag is soaked in chloroform. Then...

:noon:noon:noon

Eleven 03-21-2012 08:19 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I would say "Pete, get out of here with that low-rent bullsh*t son".

maninblack 03-21-2012 08:50 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1596450)
Pawn Stars, bunch of damn thieves!!!!!

I agree Larry. Pisses me off how they screw people over. Rick is a parasite.

MajorCaptSilly 03-21-2012 08:54 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I would tell Will Ferrell I was doing his schtick back in 1981 but I still like him.

I would tell anyone who has ever been on The Bachelor that they need to resolve their daddy issues or get Tom's phone number if they want a real man.

I would tell Michael Chiklis that there were at least 3 more seasons left for The Shield.

I would tell Piers Morgan that he is a twit and a gumby.


MCS

Pseudosacred 03-21-2012 09:38 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1596534)
I would tell Will Ferrell I was doing his schtick back in 1981 but I still like him.

I would tell anyone who has ever been on The Bachelor that they need to resolve their daddy issues or get Tom's phone number if they want a real man.

I would tell Michael Chiklis that there were at least 3 more seasons left for The Shield.

I would tell Piers Morgan that he is a twit and a gumby.


MCS

Another avid Shield fan? Yes! I loved that show to death!! Got all the seasons on DVD. Watch them regularly

pektel 03-21-2012 09:53 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I'd tell Megan fox to suck my d*ck.
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icehog3 03-21-2012 10:14 PM

Re: So you are drunk...
 
I'd tell everyone that that's the end of that.


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