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04-30-2012, 03:23 PM
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Splitter of Hairs
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Milk & Eggs
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." (I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)
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