Milk & Eggs
 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."



A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"



He replied, "They had eggs."



(I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

Re: Milk & Eggs
 

Sounds logical to me!!!!

Re: Milk & Eggs
 

I was cooking for the wife's birthday the other night. She texted me during the day and said when she was a kid her Mom always got her a Baskin Robbins "Chocolate Chip" ice cream cake. So dinner goes great and kids have fun. I break out the cake and she looks at me and says where's the "Mint Chocolate Chip" ice cream cake. I showed her the text for "Chocolate Chip" and I start laughing.

If I need her to get something or I make a request I am very specific, and 9 out of 10 times she will get "what she thinks I want, not what I actually asked for." I follow her instructions to the T, and is all she can say is - "well you should have known I meant MINT chocolate chip".

You just can't win, so I laughed. She didn't see the humor or paradox involved. It cost me - I got to do the dishes alone. But she felt bad about that and made up for it later :D. So I guess I came out on top - so to speak ;).

Re: Milk & Eggs
 

Typical in my household. :D

Re: Milk & Eggs
 

:r:r:r

Misunderstandings are funny, especially when it's always the mans fault!:rolleyes:

Re: Milk & Eggs
 

awesome... sounds about right...lol