BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever - Page 4

landhoney · 09-21-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Gophernut · 09-21-2010, 03:10 PM

I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

Mugen910 · 09-21-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

so wrong!!!

markem · 09-21-2010, 03:28 PM

Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

09-21-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Say hello to the Ether Bunny...

theonlybear4CORT · 09-21-2010, 05:13 PM

did NASA make your pants, cuz your ass is out if this world.

CBI_2 · 09-21-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel

I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

Mugen910 · 09-21-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

some great lines there!

Are you a chicken farmer? No? Cuz you sure know how to raise c0x

nomadicwookie · 09-22-2010, 08:51 AM

Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza?

That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.

BeerAdvocate · 09-22-2010, 09:59 AM

How do you scare a bee?
(you then grab the womens breast and say) Boo-Bee

Da Klugs · 09-22-2010, 10:31 AM

Hey my mom has that dress.

09-21-2010, 03:10 PM	#62
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say? __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

09-21-2010, 03:28 PM	#64
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/ __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-21-2010, 05:13 PM	#66
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever did NASA make your pants, cuz your ass is out if this world.

09-22-2010, 08:51 AM	#69
nomadicwookie Still Watching My Back Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 236 Trading: (7)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza? That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.

09-22-2010, 09:59 AM	#70
BeerAdvocate BeerHunter Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Travis Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,912 Trading: (45)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever How do you scare a bee? (you then grab the womens breast and say) Boo-Bee __________________ *I Brew the Beer I Drink*

09-22-2010, 10:31 AM	#71
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Hey my mom has that dress. __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest