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|  06-14-2010, 02:28 PM | #1 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  New medicines approved by the fda 
			
			Histalavista: Say bye-bye to those allergies. Milk of Amnesia: Infant formula to help babies forget birth trauma. Non-Interferon: Black market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws. Testsoteroni: A hormonal supplement eaten as pasta. Aesthetominophen: You don't feel any better, but you look fabulous. Elmer's Aspirin: Half aspirin and half glue, for those splitting headaches. Preparation H with Aspirin: Offers relief from people who are a pain in the posterior. 
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