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Steve 06-14-2010 02:28 PM

New medicines approved by the fda
 
Histalavista: Say bye-bye to those allergies.

Milk of Amnesia: Infant formula to help babies forget birth trauma.

Non-Interferon: Black market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.

Testsoteroni: A hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.

Aesthetominophen: You don't feel any better, but you look fabulous.

Elmer's Aspirin: Half aspirin and half glue, for those splitting headaches.

Preparation H with Aspirin: Offers relief from people who are a pain in the posterior.

Blindjimme 06-14-2010 02:30 PM

Re: New medicines approved by the fda
 
Some of those sound handy :tu

kelmac07 06-14-2010 04:13 PM

Re: New medicines approved by the fda
 
Nice!! :r :r

G G 06-14-2010 04:14 PM

Re: New medicines approved by the fda
 
My wife needs the first one and I need a LOT of the last one.:tu


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