Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes

03-21-2009, 03:22 AM

I've got an inexplicable interest in the funerary/mortuary-related side of life; think it comes from being a writer and reflecting so much on the big questions.

The other part is, things just look great in black.

Anyway, could somebody in the know maybe help me out? I do a lot of writing, and I need a few solid thick pens to keep on hand. I'll be more than happy to foot the postage if you could.

Thanks for any considerations - Kegan

Snake Hips · 03-21-2009, 11:25 PM

I can't help you out, but I give this thread an award for Epic Thread Title...

03-21-2009, 11:26 PM

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I can't help you out, but I give this thread an award for Epic Thread Title...

TripleF · 03-22-2009, 07:44 AM

So let me see if I have this request correct.

You want "fat" pens that write in black ink....................................with a funeral home logo on it?

If you just want fat pens that write in black.........I can definitely help you out.

Volt · 03-22-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

So let me see if I have this request correct.

You want "fat" pens that write in black ink....................................with a funeral home logo on it?

If you just want fat pens that write in black.........I can definitely help you out.

Who knew FFF had pens?

03-22-2009, 08:37 AM

I thought we were only allowed crayons here in the asylum??

Emjaysmash · 03-22-2009, 08:39 AM

Haha. Kegan, you definitely know how to rile the inmates.

I wish I could help, but I'm not in that sort of business...lol.

Good Luck!

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

I thought we were only allowed crayons here in the asylum??

No more crayons..too many people were eating the entire boxes

Starscream · 03-22-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

No more crayons..too many people were eating the entire boxes

Some of us got the crayons stuck up our noses too.

lightning9191 · 03-22-2009, 11:12 AM

Did you try around town Kegan? I'm sure the funeral directors might be willing to give you a pen......it's like free advertising for them.....this is weird. Did you just think of this out of the blue or do you actually own one already?

marge796 · 03-22-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

No more crayons..too many people were eating the entire boxes

ROTFLMAO X2 great picture!

taltos · 03-22-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Some of us got the crayons stuck up our noses too.

And other places

Seriously, a couple of members of my Legion post are funeral directors and I will ask them if they have the pens that you desire but I think that they use those hotel lobby pens with the chain on the end.

Savvy · 03-22-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Some of us got the crayons stuck up our noses too.

Homer did it

shvictor · 03-22-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Volt

Who knew FFF had pens?

Shocker

03-22-2009, 05:44 PM

Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

!

As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition

Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

s15driftking · 03-22-2009, 05:49 PM

What in the ......???

chippewastud79 · 03-22-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

!

Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

Starscream · 03-22-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

Nice use of alliteration. If only I could get my students to figure out the concept.

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

That's both cool and kinda wierd at the same time.

tunes · 03-22-2009, 06:39 PM

The nurses will be along shortly to show you to your room.

JE3146 · 03-22-2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by s15driftking

What in the ......???

.... Can't beleive I actually just said that

03-21-2009, 03:22 AM	#1
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes I've got an inexplicable interest in the funerary/mortuary-related side of life; think it comes from being a writer and reflecting so much on the big questions. The other part is, things just look great in black. Anyway, could somebody in the know maybe help me out? I do a lot of writing, and I need a few solid thick pens to keep on hand. I'll be more than happy to foot the postage if you could. Thanks for any considerations - Kegan

03-21-2009, 11:25 PM	#2
Snake Hips Götterdämmerung Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Tyler Location: Directly above the center of the Earth Posts: 1,013 Trading: (10)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h I can't help you out, but I give this thread an award for Epic Thread Title...

03-22-2009, 07:44 AM	#4
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h So let me see if I have this request correct. You want "fat" pens that write in black ink....................................with a funeral home logo on it? If you just want fat pens that write in black.........I can definitely help you out. __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

03-22-2009, 08:37 AM	#6
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h I thought we were only allowed crayons here in the asylum??

03-22-2009, 08:39 AM	#7
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Haha. Kegan, you definitely know how to rile the inmates. I wish I could help, but I'm not in that sort of business...lol. Good Luck! __________________

03-22-2009, 11:12 AM	#10
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Did you try around town Kegan? I'm sure the funeral directors might be willing to give you a pen......it's like free advertising for them.....this is weird. Did you just think of this out of the blue or do you actually own one already? __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

03-22-2009, 05:44 PM	#15
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that ! As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly. Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

03-22-2009, 05:49 PM	#16
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03-22-2009, 06:39 PM	#19
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h The nurses will be along shortly to show you to your room. __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?