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Old 02-06-2014, 01:23 PM   #1
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'Cuz he was stuck in the chicken.
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:25 PM   #2
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Did you ever manage to get out?
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:29 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:38 PM   #5
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I'll take that as a 'no'.
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:39 PM   #6
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Small enough to fit is the sad part
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:49 PM   #7
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Small enough to fit is the sad part
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:04 PM   #8
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You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.
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I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.
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I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.
Heh heh cloaca.... Heh heh heh
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I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.
You sir must have a really big nose!
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You sir must have a really big nose!
It is fairly big. But you are missing the point. And that is.....my mucus-balls are much like a chicken's egg, though likely not as delicious when fried.
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mmmmmmm... fried mucus
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mmmmmmm... fried mucus
You should try my Snots Benedict!
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Old 02-06-2014, 05:19 PM   #15
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Next hurf your cooking lol
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Next hurf your cooking lol
I like that word, hurf. Seems like a combination herf and hurl
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All I can add is that this thread had me
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