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8zeros 02-06-2014 01:23 PM
Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
'Cuz he was stuck in the chicken.

markem 02-06-2014 01:25 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Did you ever manage to get out?

big_jaygee 02-06-2014 01:27 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1931849)
Did you ever manage to get out?
:r :r :r

8zeros 02-06-2014 01:29 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1931849)
Did you ever manage to get out?
:r:r

Dave128 02-06-2014 01:38 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1931849)
Did you ever manage to get out?
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8zeros (Post 1931852)
:r:r
I'll take that as a 'no'.

Remo 02-06-2014 01:39 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1931849)
Did you ever manage to get out?
Small enough to fit is the sad part :lr

8zeros 02-06-2014 01:49 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo (Post 1931865)
Small enough to fit is the sad part :lr
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:sl

kydsid 02-06-2014 02:04 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8zeros (Post 1931880)
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:sl
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.:sl

icehog3 02-06-2014 02:05 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.

the jiggler 02-06-2014 03:01 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 1931895)
I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.:sl
Heh heh cloaca.... Heh heh heh

dijit 02-06-2014 03:04 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1931896)
I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.
You sir must have a really big nose!

icehog3 02-06-2014 04:10 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dijit (Post 1931953)
You sir must have a really big nose!
It is fairly big. But you are missing the point. And that is.....my mucus-balls are much like a chicken's egg, though likely not as delicious when fried.

markem 02-06-2014 04:12 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
mmmmmmm... fried mucus :dr :hm

icehog3 02-06-2014 04:21 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1931974)
mmmmmmm... fried mucus :dr :hm
You should try my Snots Benedict!

cjhalbrooks 02-06-2014 05:19 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1931979)
You should try my Snots Benedict!
Next hurf your cooking lol

markem 02-06-2014 05:20 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1931993)
Next hurf your cooking lol
I like that word, hurf. Seems like a combination herf and hurl :tu

CigarNut 02-06-2014 05:38 PM
Re: Why did the Pervert cross the road?
 
All I can add is that this thread had me :lr :lr


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